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“三十七度阳光”的评论 https://www.sunjunjie.cn 鲲鹏展翅 翱翔寰宇 Tue, 23 Apr 2019 06:46:32 +0000 hourly 1 闭门造车对《段子》的评论 https://www.sunjunjie.cn/duan#comment-429 Tue, 23 Apr 2019 06:46:32 +0000 http://www.sunjunjie.cn/?page_id=140#comment-429 回复给孤独患者。

食堂门口有学姐卖书，标语写到：“一元一本，买书送学姐啦！”果断上去围观，一新生装模作样的挑了一本书，指着标语说：“送的学姐呢？”姑娘豪迈的答到：“我们后天的火车，到时候记得来送我们啊！”

]]> 孤独患者对《段子》的评论 https://www.sunjunjie.cn/duan#comment-428 Tue, 23 Apr 2019 06:45:56 +0000 http://www.sunjunjie.cn/?page_id=140#comment-428 大家听过忠犬kindle的故事吗？就是主人x一时兴起买了kindle，在亚马逊买了东野全集之后，看了1%就拿去垫枕头了，而kindle每天都在枕头下面期待着主人再一次打开自己而努力待机的感人故事。（@马腊鸡）

]]> 闭门造车对《段子》的评论 https://www.sunjunjie.cn/duan#comment-426 Fri, 19 Apr 2019 12:09:25 +0000 http://www.sunjunjie.cn/?page_id=140#comment-426 回复给为而不争。

当把一个想法坚持一生，想法就会成为梦想。

]]> 孤独患者对《段子》的评论 https://www.sunjunjie.cn/duan#comment-421 Sat, 08 Jul 2017 09:51:03 +0000 http://www.sunjunjie.cn/?page_id=140#comment-421 今天，我的同事，在电脑前写东西，有人拿进来一盒奶糖。她第一个就要来吃，嚼了不到一分钟，她说味道有点怪好像有杂质……她把奶糖吐出来一看，居然有颗假牙。这把整个办公室的人都恶心到了，她跑去卫生间吐了。之后她从卫生间里出来，说道，不好意思这颗假牙其实是原来镶在她嘴里的。

]]> 孤独患者对《段子》的评论 https://www.sunjunjie.cn/duan#comment-422 Sat, 08 Jul 2017 09:50:14 +0000 http://www.sunjunjie.cn/?page_id=140#comment-422 今天有个小妹妹问我，为什么有个男生撩着撩着，最近突然就不理她了。
“大面积撒网，选择性捕捞，你被放生了。

]]> 孤独患者对《段子》的评论 https://www.sunjunjie.cn/duan#comment-423 Sat, 08 Jul 2017 09:49:57 +0000 http://www.sunjunjie.cn/?page_id=140#comment-423 小学生小明想从网上买玩具玩，然后在搜索框内输入：“玩具”，他看了看搜索结果觉得这些都太幼稚，都是一些哄小孩的玩具，小明觉得自己长大了，是时候玩一些成熟一点考验智商的玩具了，于是他又输入了：“大人的玩具” 这几个字，这时聪明的输入框提醒小明：你是不是在找 “成人玩具”，小明点了是，然后…

然后接下来小明分别搜了：肛塞、口塞、拉珠、入珠、皮鞭、蜡烛、跳蛋、按摩棒、双头龙、八爪椅、充气娃娃、伯克利马、瓦滕贝格轮、真空吸引器、圣安德烈十字……

]]> 孤独患者对《段子》的评论 https://www.sunjunjie.cn/duan#comment-424 Sat, 08 Jul 2017 09:49:22 +0000 http://www.sunjunjie.cn/?page_id=140#comment-424 男孩在酒吧看到一位漂亮姑娘，很想上去搭讪却又不敢。他灵机一动，写下一张纸条递给女孩：“如果你喜欢我请微笑，不喜欢我请后空翻。”女孩看了看纸条，笑了笑，站起来一拍桌子就是一个后空翻……

]]> 为而不争对《段子》的评论 https://www.sunjunjie.cn/duan#comment-412 Fri, 23 Jun 2017 15:07:33 +0000 http://www.sunjunjie.cn/?page_id=140#comment-412 初中时，我们语文老师给我们留过一篇作文，“如果告诉你，你的人生只剩下三十天，你会干什么。”
当时大家小，无非都是吃吃喝喝玩玩乐乐，只有一个同学，非常认真的写了一篇“我要花30天时间规划一片园区，种植N株树并且建设好浇灌和施肥设备，保证我死了后，不出大意外树能继续活下去”的文章。
当年他的作文被当成范文全班朗读，当大家听到“我要去种树”这句话，我全班笑到岔气。
后来这个同学去了林大，毕业后也是相关专业的工作。工作后的同学聚会，大家才明白，他说的喜欢树木并想以此为专业，并不是说说。
同学们都觉得他是一位梦想家，但其实他是唯一坚持最初梦想的实干家。

]]> 为而不争对《段子》的评论 https://www.sunjunjie.cn/duan#comment-413 Fri, 23 Jun 2017 15:06:29 +0000 http://www.sunjunjie.cn/?page_id=140#comment-413 我们到了一个略显尴尬的年纪：都不再那么年轻了却也没有足够的成长；都想依靠自己却发现还差一点；都想要往前走却发现前路漫漫，前有迷雾后有压力。可即便迷茫尴尬，时间依旧拖着你。总有些时刻你不再相信了，可在心底你还是会有所追寻。我们都跑不过时间，我们只能跑过昨天的自己

]]> 为而不争对《段子》的评论 https://www.sunjunjie.cn/duan#comment-414 Fri, 23 Jun 2017 15:02:32 +0000 http://www.sunjunjie.cn/?page_id=140#comment-414 性服务业才是共享行业的始祖，现在可以叫共享女友。

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